Wasting time away
Well, I really should be working on this english paper. But, the teacher himself, Scrivener, has provided me with a distraction.
Here we go: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING.
How does the world see you?
"Echoes" - Pink Floyd
Will I have a happy life?
"Take it Easy" - The Eagles
What do my friends really think of me?
"Ramble on" - Led Zeppelin [ I guess its not really gonna answer this one for me...]
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Hello Old Friend" - Eric Clapton [ I guess that means no one lusts after me, just wants to be friends]
How can I make myself happy?
"Cocaine" - Jackson Browne [Uh, I guess I have to listen to my iTunes...]
What should I do with my life?
"Lay Down Sally" - Eric Clapton [Uh oh, I didn't know this was the purpose of my life]
Will I ever have children?
"The Song Remains the Same" - Led Zeppelin
What is some good advice for me?
"Good Night" - The Bealtes [Well...I'm gonna go hit the sack then, forget my Calc II review session]
How will I be remembered?
"Blue Sky" - The Allman Brothers Band [Well, at least the sky isn't going away for a while, so I guess that means I will be rememberd for a while]
What is my signature dancing song?
"Burnin' and Lootin" - Bob Marley
What do I think my current theme song is?
"No Woman No Cry" - Bob Marley [Wow, it totally nailed this one, I LOVE this song]
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Achilles Last Stand" - Led Zeppelin
What song will play at my funeral?
"Pet Sounds" - The Beach Boys
What type of men/women do you like?
"Slow Motion" - Juvenile [The only rap song that came up so far, and its pretty fitting I think?]
What is my day going to be like?
"Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Monkey" - The Beatles [Don't really get this one, but I like this song]

2 Comments:
Perhaps, as your professor, I should not admit to this, but getting "Cocaine" in response to that question is hilarious!
I think the final answer is saying that everyone else is hiding the fact that they're procrastinating on writing their essays, but you're putting it right out there in the open. ;)
I wouldn't mind the Beach Boys being played at my funeral.
So you've discovered that memes are a great way to procrastinate? I'm beginning to wonder what kind of role model your teacher is ....
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